Jennifer Lopez Has Some Major Thigh Saggage

Jennifer Lopez had a concert last night in San Juan, Puerto Rico with her buddy Marc Anthony. At first she looked all kinds of awesome, but then she did the horrible mistake of turning around and wobbling up some stairs, revealing some epic thigh cellulite that burned the corneas of 17,000 screaming 16 year old girls.

Moral of the story: Ladies, this is what happens when you shoplift cheese curds in your nylons. Don’t do it.

Now to save you some commenting I’ve made this handy little list of all the possible comments that are left on posts like this, so just pick a number that suits your bitching/approval. You’re welcome.

1. What’s wrong, I think she looks HOT.
2. This is what a REAL woman looks like for all you little d**k guys who only see women in porn.
3. She’s WAY hotter than anything any of YOU guys get.
4. So she’s not an anorexic skeleton, so what?
5. THAT is photoshopped.
6. I’d spread baby batter over that like I was butterin’ a waffle.
7. It’s all the Jews fault!! (Mel Gibson sometimes stops by here)
8. Cellulite is genetic, it’s not my…uh…HER fault!
9. Oh My God girlfriend, who put you in that dress?
10. That’s a big ass.
11. What does this have to do with Star Wars?
12. She had twinsss, leave her alone.
13. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW…