Articles Posted October 2011
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Superman has a clear distaste for shirts
This is Henry Cavill filming scenes for Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel in Vancouver, Canada a couple of days ago, which is supposed to be a darker and edgier version of Superman. Sort of…
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Nicole Scherzinger is banging everybody now
Here’s Nicole Scherzinger after her “date” with rapper Drake at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood last night, just five days after splitting from boyfriend Lewis Hamilton and just a couple of days after she was seeing…
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The Kardashians declare war on the Obamas
Seen here trying to break Obama’s hand with a handshake back in 2009 (because the Prez knows who the important people on this planet are and has to invite them to the White House), Wookie,…
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Tara Reid admits marriage to boyfriend was fake (With Video)
A photographer for TMZ caught up with Tara Reid at LAX on Monday night and asked Reid whether she and husband Zack Kehayov knew enough about each other to compete on the classic television series…
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Kim Kardashian helped brother cheat on DWTS
Obviously because the knowledge that true talent will get you nowhere, but trickery and well, getting peed on will open the gates of heaven was instilled in her when she was in a crib, Kim…
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Steven Tyler breaks teeth after falling in bathtub
“This face is too beautiful to be missing teeth. Quickly, someone call the vet!!” My condolences to Steven Tyler. Once upon a time, he used to have orgies with very able groupies in bathtubs. Now…
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Michael Lohan arrested after beating girlfriend for not giving him oral
“Dad, can’t I have my moment of glory here? Playboy actually wants to pay me instead of fining me for showing my crotch.” “But there’s so many vaginas in here. Why can’t daddy kick a…
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Lindsay Lohan gets close to $1million to pose naked
Voila some very grainy photos of Lindsay Lohan on her way to a meeting place where she would take her clothes off, and while the sentence i just conjured up means absolutely nothing because that’s…
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Billy Cyrus is seeing aliens now
Apparently nobody taught Billy Cyrus what a sunset is in that book larnin’ class he went to when he was a little boy, because he has now mistaken it for E.T. “I’ll be damned! Them…
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Neal Schon buys Michaele Salahi a $350,000 Bentley
According to TMZ Neal Schon surprised Michaele Salahi with a brand new $350,000 convertible Bentley right before he introduced her to his mother and grown-up children, thus proving that adultery and groupie sluttery pay off…
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Kirsten Dunst in a bikini
“You, equally pale or even paler girl, stand next to me whilst I’m walking around in a bikini, I need people to appreciate my tan!” So here’s Snaggletooth in Vegas over the weekend, and while…
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Monica Bellucci’s face and cleavage succumb to time
Never thought the day when Monica Belluci’s breasts would be unable to eclipse all that is bad and evil in this world would come, but unfortunately it has arrived. Here’s 47-year old Monica Belluci down…
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This is Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees today
We all know aging is a bitch, but it’s an even greater bitch when you were a skinny dude to begin with and you’re also fighting a disease. Robin Gibb, whose twin brother Maurice died…
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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison get kicked out of a pumpking patch
Here’s Courtney Stodden taking an imaginary dump on four lovely pumpkins before proceeding to give fallatio to a few others and then dry-hump Doug on yet a few more. Completely innocent stuff if you ask…
