Are those mangoes in your blouse or are you just happy to see us, Scarlett?

Who better to front the Mango line, than Scarlett Johansson, a girl who looks like she’s got plump fruit permanently jammed up her jawline. Sure, everyone else is blabbering about the Vicki Cristina connection, with ScarJo displacing Penelope Cruz as Mango’s promotional puppet, but we think the real story here is those tacky snakeskins strapped to her feet. Really? She should have all the ‘snake’ she can handle boning hunky Canuck hubby Ryan Reynolds.

How long do you think it will be before Woody Allen takes her place to complete the Vicky Cristina Barcelona – Mango cinematic promo circle?