AnnaLynne McCord set to marry Carrot Top

We never thought they’d be a day when we’d make fun of AnnaLynne McCord looks, but that day is today. This is what happens when too much tanning happens to good people who neglect to take off their bug-eye sunglasses. Honestly though, this is horrible…and sad…very, very sad. Our fantasies have been instrumental in keeping us away from the anti-psychotic medication, and this is doing nothing for our recovery. So we will just go into denial mode, and save these images deep into our subconscious…never to suface again.