Bikini Wearing Victoria Silvstedt Comes Across a Beached Whale

Here’s Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt (in case you didn’t know, she’s the one on the left) prancing around St Barts yesterday in her typical white bikini (she only wears white bikinis when it comes to St. Barts) while some old lady attempted to count every grain of sand on the beach by hand (we assure you that’s a woman and not Newt Gingrich, he would have the sense to wear something a little more fashionable).

But fatty and the Swede weren’t the only people on the beach that day, Victoria brought Maurice Dabbah along, her super rich hobbit boyfriend, who seemed quite happy to just sit there and take pictures of the funbags that his money bought him.

The sand on her knees proves she was earning her vacation just moments before these pics were snapped.