Blake Lively celebrated Superbowl the proper way

Blake Lively and her boyfriend Penn Badgley were down in Miami Sunday getting ready to participate in the Superbowl festivities, and by that we mean Blake putting on a tiny bikini, giving Penn lap-dances, making out with him on the balcony and then giving him a super-bang to celebrate The New Orleans Saints victory…which is exactly what we did…except instead of making out with Blake’s Wonderwoman breasts we were fondling a bag of Cheetos…and in place of the mind blowing sex, it was just us and an empty dutch oven (what? Cheetos can be very bloating you know!). Life’s just not fair, is it Penn Badgley?