Blake Lively's Boyfriend is a Major D-Bag

It’s not fair. The world isn’t fair. In a fair world, Blake Lively wouldn’t be getting her ass and tits squeezed by a douchebag like her Gossip Girl co-star like Penn Badgley. John Mayer’s bastard son Penn gets to put his filthy hands all over Blake’s backside. And what did we get to do? Something very akin to sitting in a dank hole in the ground and reporting celebrity news stories.

One day Blake will realize that not only is this disproportionately hot for having a guy’s name, but she is much much better off without Gay Penn.