Britney is Lawyering Up, Says the "Audio is Fake"

So to absolutely no ones surprise that recording released today of Britney confessing that her ex, Jason Trawick, used to abuse her is a fake, well that is according to Brit’s peeps anyways. Britney Spears co-conservator Andrew Wallet has not only denied every aspect of the Jason Trawick abuse allegations [made by Britney's ex-husband of 55 hours Jason Alexander], but is now preparing to sue the shit off of both Star Magazine and RadarOnline, according to TMZ:

Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.”
He continues, “Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published. All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander [in the Star Magazine story] are completely fabricated.”

Wallet continues, “The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney. The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous.”

Spears’ rep has also released an official statement.

[The audio was] so obviously fake [it's] laughable. Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney. This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process. The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are completely fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears’ legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties.

So I guess to sum up, the business scum who routinely make tens of millions of dollars off this pathetic hopeless hillbilly girl are saying the pathetic hopeless hillbilly boy is lying about her getting beat on by a business scum guy because the boy’s just trying to make a thousand dollars from the tabloids…yeah I’m confused too.

So I wonder what RadarOnline is going to do now, humm… How about releasing ANOTHER recording of non Britney. Smart. Very smart.