Britney Spears deemed sane enough to drive $150,000 Maserati

Here’s Britney Spears “beaming” with joy as she gets to drive out of an L.A dealership with a $150,000 Maserati, her mother in tow. Which is totally confusing since we thought she was on a $500 weekly allowance, wisely spent on sending half of the farmed chicken in the state on death row…unless of course she convinced the dealership to let them pay it back with fast food coupons and sample packets of McNugget sauce. Either way, we are already mourning for the car and issuing a warning to all foot traffic around any and all Starbucks and McDonald’s outlets…safety first people!