STORY HAS BEEN UPDATED HERE: Britney is Lawyering Up, Says the “Audio is Fake”

Radar has posted audio of a conversation between Jason Alexander (that guy she married for 55 hours in 2004) and a voice that allegedly belongs to Britney Spears, in which Britney admits that Jason Trawick “beat on me,” and that Trawick had proposed marriage but she had declined. It’s worth mentioning that Trawick has been a well known talent agent for a long time because of high profile clients like Britney Spears, whom he also started dating two years ago.

At the time of the recording, Spears insisted that they were not a romantic couple, and that her father was so angry with Trawick that he had, “a shotgun and [was] just waiting to use it.”

Today Star magazine will go on sale with a cover story claiming Trawick is secretly a crazy dude who loved to give Britney the odd Irish kiss, also known as a black eye.

Britney’s former husband Jason Alexander tells Star that the pop princess confided to him that Trawick beat her — on multiple occasions.

“Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”

She recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye.”

Alexander says he’s telling this story because he’s “really concerned” for Britney who he feels is “telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this.”

Redneck hick single mom with rugrats gets beaten up by her partner. SHOCKING NEWS!

However that recording sounds nothing like Britney, it’s missing about 47 “y’all’s” to be her. I do however think this story has some truth to it, but who knows, maybe she was just conked in the head by one of them “flyin’ sorcers” she asked K-Fed about in their home video. “They’s real, ain’t they?” Possibly worth noting Britney only sees UFOs when she is braless and chasing ice-cream trucks.