Claire Danes' boobs sucked in by the fashion vortex

Looking at Claire Danes’ cleavage is like looking at the Red Sea after Moses separated it with his cane…a whole lot of emptiness in the middle. Claire was attending the 2009 CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC when she thought it would be fashion-forward to come dressed in a black strainer. The only thing certain was that her pores had an easier job squeezing out perspiration. As for us…well, if she was straining cantaloupes instead of tiny blueberries, then we might have been interested in this game of peekaboo (sorry for the fruit thing…it must be a vitamin C deficiency that’s causing this gibberish).

Also attending the event were Diane Kruger (who’s moving in with boyfriend Joshua Jackson), Kirsten Dunst (who has been confirmed for Spiderman 4), Blake Lively, Maggie Grace, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Olivia Palermo amongst others.