Coco is a Camel Toe Extraordinaire

What is a camel toe, you ask? If you’re really the tard who doesn’t know, a cameltoe is normally a very aesthetically pleasing phenomenon, whereby a woman’s Venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment. Typically, the fuller the labia, the more pleasing the effect. Now that everyone is on the same page, let’s take a look at some of Coco’s very common vaginal wedgie moments, since she wears nothing but 100% pure spandex it seems.

Personally I’m damn sick and tired of seeing her full on camel toes in every picture, and her nasty silicone-laden ass, too. Cover that shit up, woman. We’ve all seen WAAAAAY too much of that *ahem* less-than-prime real estate…

And speaking of silicone, it’s time to get those fake tits an upgrade. If you’re gonna walk around with them flapping in the breeze 24/7 then you need to take care of the lumpy, misshapen ridges you’ve got sticking out everywhere. And please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t whip out another one of your ugly scarred nipples anyplace where someone is going to take a picture of it.

p.s. I’d still hit it, hit it real good.