It all started when Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland and LaLa at an event in Miami with the post: “Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!’”
Demi Moore, who was sitting staring at her computer monitor contemplating pulling out another tooth and posting her toothless grin on Twitter went all hormonal on her…which is really an exaggeration since she stopped getting her period back when they were airing The Love Boat.
This is how the kindergarten exchange went down:
Demi to Kim: Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian: Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquezKim to Demi: Doesn’t everyone? LOL
Demi to Kim: No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!
Kim to Demi: Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song!
Demi to Kim: Yeah but a pimp is nothing more than a slave owner! if we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the “pimp” culture
Demi after realizing everyone was staring at the stick up her ass: Just so ya’ll are clear I like @KimKardashian I was just making a point about how we have used a word and desensitized the real meaning. Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation
Kim to Demi: Good point!I agree! It was just a song not literal
So, two solid conclusions after this presidential candidate-caliber debate: a)Demi Moore ain’t getting any from Ashton Kutcher so it’s time to take up gardening or knitting ugly sweaters and b)she has no idea who Kim Kardashian is, for to try and provoke genuine thinking in her would be something akin to trying to get Lindsay Lohan not to have sex with an absolute stranger after a night of booze and blow. It’s just ain’t happening.