Doug Reinhardt sleeps with a pig…and this one doesn't have blonde extensions

Proving that Doug Reinhardt is a kinky bastard with a fetish for gigantic feet and muddy vaginas in dire need of a super-pumped car wash, or at the very least a good vacuuming, Paris Hilton eagerly shared the information with Hello Magazine that she’s not the only hog sharing a bed with him and that a certain micro-pig called Miss Piglette provides the roast pork in their nightly sandwich.

Other noteworthy information from her interview:

Her six dogs have their own Christmas tree in their two-tiered home (which we’re sure they decorate by pissing on it a dozen times a day)

She has a stripper pole in her mansion ‘That sees a lot of action at my parties.’ ‘You can’t get Hugh Hefner off it when he comes round – he has the endurance of someone in his twenties.’ (and by “can’t get him off of it” she means paramedics have to dislodge his fractured body parts from the pole every time he attempts to lift a leg past the 2-inch threshold).

Seriously, why this girl hasn’t been covered by Time magazine in a 20-page feature is beyond us.