Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page fake lesbianism for Marie Claire

The October issue of Marie Claire has Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page sitting down for an “intimate chat”…and somehow ending up tasting each other’s chewing gum. Now, if you were hoping for some juicy revelation about smelling each other’s petunias back in their trailer at the end of a long and tiring day of filming Whip It, sadly you will be disappointed. The discussion revolves around their chick bonding backpacking experience in Romania…not even a hint of a threesome with a local dressed as Count Dracula…or at least a reference to naked pictures taken after a few shots of “Palinka”(national alcoholic beverage of Romania currently in a fight with Hungary over origin bragging rights…err, learnt that at our last AA meeting).

Anyway, at least you have the picture with the kiss…just close your eyes and pretend it’s real, and that it’s happening in the middle of your bedroom with you wearing a big, bad wolf costume (What? The tale of two naughty Red Riding Hoods could have happened in Romania, right?).