Everything is Better with Marisa Miller

There are things in live that are great: apple pie, hookers, pornography and baseball. And what makes every single one of them better? Marisa Miller. Put Marisa Miller in a tight pair of spandex pants and make her sweat and everything will be all right.

She was one of the players who competed in the MLB All Star game with some other people who weren’t quite as hot and simply don’t matter as much. We can safely say that we’ve never been so grateful for baseball.