Hayden Panattiere in a bikini
Hayden Panattiere spent her day on Malibu beach on Sunday, and that boy’s pure perfection isn’t he? Well, except the cellulite in the tiny thighs, which is weird because we always thought only chicks and the Pillsbury Dough Boy got dents in their ass. All jokes aside, folks, Hayden is a very cute girl. That being said, we’d rather put her in a cage with a midget and have them wrestle in the mud than take her to bed (we already have a packet of Pillsbury biscuits for that and they work pretty well…until we cook them and eat them that is).