Heather Graham's breasts hanging over during Hangover premiere

It was a star-studded event on Tuesday during The Hangover’s premiere, and Heather Graham looked really excited to be there…especially her boobs who seemed ready to jump off the tiny balcony she confined them to (poor things must have been suffocating in the two sizes smaller bustier of the red pencil number she chose to wear)…we just wish she would confine/chain her geeky boyfriend on the balcony of their love nest instead of bringing him everywhere with her…he is so distracting…

Talking of distracting, and equally puzzling boyfriends, or to be more correct in this case, fiances,  recently engaged Jamie Lynn Sigler (she got the ring on her birthday, May 28) was also at the premiere with her vertically-challenged, oh, who are we kidding, everything-challenged man, Jerry Ferrara (yeah, we know the dude can be funny, and we’re all for disadvantaged funny dudes scoring a hot chick, but the guy looks like he belongs inside a toll-booth at the subway in NYC).

Also present were Kendra Wilkinson (who must be going through tough financial times because she keeps recycling cheap department store dresses), lilliputian Ashley Olsen, deer-with-highlights-caught-in-permanent-headlights Audrina Patridge, and a snakeskin-clad, but otherwise boring to look at Kristen Bell.