Heidi and Spencer molest the jungle one last time before leaving

Ok, it’s not exactly the jungle…since these two morons were screaming “i’m too rich…get me outta here” (that’s the creepy beard talking) and “i’m too hot…get me outta here” (that’s the soon-to-be-in-Playboy-but-won’t show you anything titties talking), they moved them to the Four Seasons in Costa Rica where they left them to do what they do best:contaminate the scene with fake sperm and orgasms.

And this time, the “quick, let’s fake make-out before i break-out” session (see flesh-coloured spikey beard hair creeping up) was particularly intense. First on the sunbed, then on the inflatable water trampoline, then on the kayaking boat (why were the waters still? Why, why??)…and ofcourse there was Heidi gathering sea shells by the shore making sure her butt was sticking out just the right way…just so we’re left wanting more…in time for Playboy to hit the stands…you know, that photoshoot with nudity, but not real nudity?