Heidi Montag And King of the Douche People On a Date
Why lookie here, if it isn’t Heidi Montag and her homeless looking husband on a date at the Santa Barbara Zoo yesterday. But wait, weren’t they getting divorced I hear you ask. Yes that’s what they said, but they are pathological liars who crave nothing more than attention, and since Heidi has big boobs we all seem to give it to them.
Douche-Moses here really should go take a hike near the Iraqi border.