Heidi Montag gives the performance of her life at the Miss Universe Pageant
Heidi Montag has been hanging out in the Bahamas over the weekend. She was in town to make her debut performance at the Miss Universe Pageant, which went about as well as it could considering she didn’t sing live and dances like an awkward 12-year-old trying to be sexy.
Before the big performance, Heidi took some time out to do what she does best: attention whoring on the beach. Posing for some cheesy promotional pics in her bikini is probably just Heidi’s way of warming up for the big show. It’s not like she need to focus on warming up her voice.
When she hit the stage in a nude-colored bra and pants, the world was simultaneous relieved and upset that she was lip-syncing to her song “Body Language.” We’re not surprised that she wasn’t singing live, as she had promised, but we were floored by how lame her dance moves were and how unoriginal her outfit was (Poorly copying Britney from a decade ago is totally weak).
If you somehow missed the performance of a lifetime, check out Heidi’s moves in the video below.