Irina Shayk is Hot. The End.

Here is Irina Shayk looking all kinds of black leather sextastic at some product launch at Macy’s. I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like I’d just seen the face of God kiss a baby that’s flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset. She really is one hell of a sexy piece of ass. I especially love that she has that bitchy Russian look about her, you know the one, like she’s going to bite you in the scrotum during sex and you’re going to love it. Hot.

I’m even going to go as far as to say that I’m willing to overlook the fact that she had sex with epic douchebag Christiano Ronaldo and give her a second chance with me, that’s just the kind of guy I am.