Is Giselle Bundschen pregnant?

When your husband escorts you to your gyno on a Saturday afternoon it’s not because he wants to hold your hand while the good doctor probes for a vaginal yeast infection (unless he has a weird fetish about women in hospital gowns, bench straps and huge stainless steel speculums). It’s more likely because he wants to hear it straight from the doctor’s mouth that his wife’s body will now be a vessel for the spoiled little brat that will wake him up in the middle of the night…

And so Tom Brady and Giselle Bundschen visited her gynaecologist on the Upper East Side in NYC on Saturday and when the visit was done they headed straight for a Brooklyn Spa for two hours of pampering…looking very stern and annoyed as they did so (either because the doctor was taking too long staring at Giselle’s privates…at which point Brady had to punch him…or he broke the devastating news that their offspring will be short and ugly…something that can be totally predicted because these new ultrasound machines are just so awesome).