Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Sexy Topless Cowgirl

These are outtakes from a promo photo shoot for Jennifer Loves Spew-on-er-tits’ shitty TV movie that no one ever saw, The Client List, that was on Lifetime a couple months ago, and 7 old grannies and two stoners watched it.

Now Jennifer, please, for the love of everything good in life, MOVE THAT HAT! (and arm for that matter). Trust me, you want to show those sweater kittens before you get too old. Don’t want to whip them out when they are down around your waist or boosted up with foreign objects. So be a good girl, show us the bits that matter.