Jessica Simpson thanks fans for supporting her through fat times

Fat times, hard times. And Jessica Simpson is copying with the help of her fans who still love her and her 30 pounds on newly aquired fat layers. But let’s not forget Kim Kardashian. Kim has also sent out her support, from one big butt to another to help Jessica embrace her new posterior fullness and to appreciate all the opportunities it will bring her. After all, Kim should know, she made a career out of carrying a whole garbage compactor in her trunk.

Jessica, who got ridiculed after performing in South Florida last week was opening up for the Rascal Flatts at a show in Charlottesville, Va., when she said the following: I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless. Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate.”

So basically, Jessica wants us to know she has it really bad so we should back off…and honestly we would have, but Jess, did you have to go wearing those tight leather pants and kick your shoes off? You’re not Shakira darling, you just ate Shakira (ouch, that sounded way too mean…now we’re gonna have to hear it from Kim, the Big-But-Girls Alliance spokesperson).