Jessica Simpson's breasts thank Billy Corgan for coming to their defence

Jessica Simpson and her sonorous breasts looked to be extremely upbeat as they made their way out of her Manhattan apartment yesterday, and we can only guess Billy Corgan’s Rolling Stone interview did its magic and aroused them with his kindness and sensitivity.

Jessica replied to Corgan coming to her defense regarding John Mayer’s sex comments in Playboy:

“I can’t find good enough words to speak about Billy.”

“…For him to give his time and talents and share them with me, it was a great experience and I hope we can do more music together.”

And since we’re pretty good at deciphering ditsy blonde with obscenely full breasts talk, Billy Corgan, this is your day, man. You can high-five John Mayer later.