Jessica Szohr Nude Apart From Some Body Paint

I should just go to bed now and end my day on a high note, because Jessica Szohr decided to wear absolutely nothing but some annoyingly-placed paint in a Costa Rican jungle for SoBe’s new Lifewater ad campaign, showing the world a whole new perspective of the Gossip Girl actress. If there was any time in my life I wanted to be a paintbrush­, this is it.

Most of you probably won’t have a clue who the hell she is and only came here because you saw “nude” in the headline. All you really need to know is that she is the token minority on that show your little sister and gay cousin watch, Gossip Girl, apart from that she is hot which is all that matters at the end of the day.