Jodie Marsh's tits mesmerize snakes

Busty British party babe Jodie Marsh (30), wearing only a glorified vest, hit the scene at Mansion in Dublin, Ireland. Most Yanks probably don’t know much about this chick, but here’s all you need to know: If Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson got together and made a slutty baby, it’d look a whole heck of a lot like Jodie Marsh.

Jodie’s new boyfriend, 23-year-old Ryan Fleming, escorted her to the festivies and didn’t seem to mind as she got on with a massive snake. The serpent didn’t seem to mind either, but we think it was probably just hypnotized by her boobs. Either that, or the scent of skank is very relaxing.