John Stamos Extortionists Found Guilty

Nobody puts Uncle Jesse  in the corner… for snorting cocaine off a stripper’s body.

A Michigan couple tried to extort $680,000 from John Stamos; they claimed that they had photos of the actor with strippers and cocaine.  Well, well, well, it turns out that they found some instant karma as well – the two were found guilty of extortion today and now face 5 years in prison.

24-year-old Allison Coss and 31-year-old Scott Sippola were convicted of conspiracy, as well as threatening Stamos’ reputation via email.

Stamos reported in December that he was the victim of an extortion attempt, which prompted an FBI sting operation that resulted in the couple’s arrest at a Michigan airport. FBI agents testified that they never found any photos of Stamos getting down and dirty with strippers — and Stamos’ attorney claims they don’t exist.

You just got Stamosed.