Justin Bieber is in Mexico Kissing Selena Gomez and you’re Not

Over the past few days there have been a lot of photos of Justin and Selena in Mexico. Most of them include Selena in a Bikini and Justin Bieber soaking it all in. They are in Mexico for a friend’s wedding, Selena was a bridesmaid. What a life, huh? Just packing up and headed to Mexico for a wedding, chilling out by the beach, getting a tan and making out.

Yeah, Justin is easy to make fun of, but he always gets the last laugh because he is dating Selena Gomez. You can say anything you want about Justin Bieber (and I have) but it won’t matter! You could say that he hates puppies and eats them for breakfast, so? He may eat puppies, but he is still dating Selena Gomez. I can’t wait for them to become the next Timberlake/Spears tragedy. Pretty soon Justin will make a music video with a girl who likes a lot like Selena, and then Selena will have some kids, date an ugly douche bag and shave off all her hair.

One more thing, how creepy must it be for them to have some random dude take pictures of them in Mexico? They can’t do anything inappropriate! If their finger even gets close to their nose, there will be headlines all over saying, ‘Justin Bieber caught picking his nose in Mexico, Selena watches in disgust.’