Kanye West goes postal at the VMAs, angry mob takes its protest to Twitter (W/VIDEO)

As far as the VMAs go, we’re glad Kanye West is still an asshole, especially when he drinks. A few profanity-laced acceptance speeches (one of them courtesy of Lady Gaga) won’t cut the mustard these days, unless a drunken guest interrupts someone else’s victory speech (Taylor Swift’s) to tell the world their opponent’s video was so much better (Beyonce’s). We would like to thank Hennessy Cognac and Amber Rose for getting Kanye prepped backstage (the two were seen taking turns for the bottle even before the show began).

A Twitter war of words, was ofcourse, meant to ensue. Even Heidi Montag decided to take a break from staring at herself in Playboy and get reacquainted with the english alphabet in order to speak her mind (we’re sure if we bring an expert in code deciphering we will find “check me out in Playboy” hidden somewhere…wait, that would mean Heidi is incredibly smart, so scratch that thought). Anyway, here’s a small sample:

Katy Perry:”F— u Kanye, it’s like you stepped on a kitten.”

Pink:”Kanye West is the biggest piece of sh– on earth. Quote me. My heart goes out to Taylor Swift. She is a sweet and talented girl and deserved her moment. She should know we all love her. Beyonce is a classy lady. I feel for her, too. It’s not her fault at all, and her and Taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out.”

Kings of Leon’s Nathan Followill: “We lost damnit. Maybe next year. At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift.”

Jack Bakarat from All Time Low:”Kanye smells like he’s [had] at least one drink.”

Lo Bosworth: ”We love Taylor Swift. Wow, Kanye — manners? My goodness.”

Heidi Montag:”Congrats @taylorswift13 on your VMA!!! You deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when Kanye west stole your mic! U rock!!! @taylorswift13 don’t let that evil steal your thunder!!!!! This is your big night!!”