Kate Beckinsale and Her Insane Ass Got the TSA Pat-Down
As you should all know by now, the new TSA pat-downs have been implemented all across the U.S. where people who refuse to go through body scanners must be patted down by TSA officers instead before being allowed to enter an airport terminal. Well apparently TSA officers honestly thought Hollywood actress Kate Beckinsale was a serious threat since she was picked to undergo the pat-down procedure even after going through the body scanner before traveling yesterday… I like to imagine that all the female TSA personnel (sporting erect lady nipples) started a cat-fight over who would get to perform this particular pat-down.
Then again who knows, maybe if they would have let her through this headline would be splattered across our TVs right now: Breaking News – Actress Kate Beckinsale has taken a plane hostage while in transit over the Atlantic in the name of revolutionary Jihad.
Anyways check out the amazing ass picture below then shout at the top of your lungs “DAT ASS!!!!!”