Kate Gosselin is in a Bikini, Surrounded by her Army of Brats

Kate Gosselin was spotted in a bikini earlier this morning in Australia along with all 17,852 of her kids. I’m going to hate myself for saying this but she looks pretty good there, seeing how she used to look like 2 greyhound buses parked end to end when she was pregnant with those sextuplets. It’s amazing what money and plastic surgery can do… But more importantly I just realized she has a tattoo right above her lady bits. Which begs the question, what does it actually say? Amused at the thought of it saying “This hole shat out eight kids, all further deliveries in the rear” I decided to make a list of some of the possibilities.

• Warning: Dicks must be at least this wide in order to feel my vagina walls
• Sinkhole Danger: Do NOT approach without ropes
• Yield to oncoming traffic
• Enter at own risk
• Maximum Occupancy: 6
• Maternity ward
• Public storage 12′x12′
• Sperm bank
• Warning: Flaps may retract without warning
• NASA wind tunnel testing site
• Contents may have shifted in transit
• Cross traffic does not stop
• Wide load
• Mind the gap
• Al-Qaeda waz here: كـافــر