Katy Perry like we always imagined her. Sort of

Katy Perry looked like a spaceship full of aliens landed on stage and ejaculated on her as she opened the box to announce the winner of Favorite Movie Actress at the Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards last night. Which is all very appropriate considering this was a show meant for children. Like the dress Katy wore on her way into the theater which showed 20 megatons of cleavage. Or her Twitter post that said she’s used to having slime all over her face…and that she couldn’t wait to tap that under-aged Justin Bieber’s ass at the awards. All very appropriate indeed. Hey kids, bet that swelling in your pants is frightening you right about now. “Mommy, i got a boo boo in my pants, please make it go away.”