Katy Perry Loves Juicy Melons
You have no idea how disappointed we are that we had to be completely literal with that statement. … … The day that Katy Perry lezzes it out for us to see, is the day we die of happiness. (Otherwise known as cardiac arrest.) These screenshots are from her recent Rolling Stone photoshoot, where she gets so close to being naked that even a penis learns to scream “C’MONNNN!”
Sooner or later, Kitty Purry will show us her Kitty. Until then, we have to watch her huge boobs bounce around at the 2010 Teens Choice Awards. Gag, shoot, and kill us. Please.