Katy Perry Was too Slutty for Sesame Street

So just a few days ago I told you that Katy Perry had appeared on Sesame Street with mega cleavage for all the little boys and girls to see and admire. Well that wasn’t actually very true, the clip hadn’t aired yet and it was just a sample video that PBS decided not to go through with after getting 17 trillion complaints. It’s times like this that I wish I listened to my co-editor, Pedo Bear, who’s a very enthusiastic fan of Sesame Street and did tell me a few times that what  I wrote was nothing more than a bald faced lie, so for that I’m sorry and apologize to each and every one of you.

TMZ reports:

The song made its way to YouTube on Monday (been taken down now) and racked up nearly a million views. But some parents started complaining her cleavage was too front and center. So the producers decided not to air the song on the show. Some of the parental comments included these:
- “You can practically see her t*ts. That’s some wonderful children’s programming.”
- “they’re gonna have to rename it cleavage avenue”

Thank God these parents never let their little angels out in public, they’d see a lot more traumatic shit than this. And besides, what child young enough to watch Sesame Street has any concept of sexuality. You could bang your wife right in front of your 3 year old twin girls and they wouldn’t have any idea what was going on.

But then again, if they grow up to be little Goth girls and start cutting themselves, then it probably wasn’t such a good idea.