Ke$ha Gets a Gold Grill

So apparently, Ke$ha is more like a pirate-hooker than we realized. Sometime in the past week, she got some … elective dental work. We say that she elected to do this because no one is ever going to willingly choose to look like a white, cheap-ass Ludacris. (Or some other black rapper who might have a gold grill.)

This had the potential to turn out hot… making Ke$ha look like the nasty kind of hooker that you’d be willing to risk crabs and AIDS to hook up with. But no. She looks like Davey Jones’ retarded sister.