Ke$ha is All Dirty
Ohhhh Ke$ha – you raging skank of a Gaga wannabe. So what if maybe your music isn’t really music and you’re nothing but a trashy bag of gimmicks… you know how to get attention from the male readership. How? By getting baby gravy shot all over your stomach, letting some douchebag take a picture of it and uploading it. That’s how.
In the right context this could be hot – if Ke$ha didn’t look stoned out of her mind and if the general public didn’t know what kind of fake tramp she is. We’d actually prefer the real Lady Gaga to be cum-covered. Now THAT would be headline worthy. Good try, though, Ke$sha.