Kelly Brook as Skanky Princess Leia
If you grew up in the 80s and 90s, it was impossible for Princess Leia to get any hotter. She was a intergalactic princess, she was totally badass, and she almost screwed her brother. WTF?!
So obvoiusly, an even hotter girl portraying the slutty, almost-incestuous, Leia would be a great idea.. and oh. We can confirm it. It totally is. Kelly Brook, one of the most amazing set of tits to come out of the Anglo-Saxon world, recently dressed up in Leia-esque outfits in order to give some men some incredibly painful boners.
It doesn’t appear that this was in a magazine. That’s right. She is arousing you and leaving you, ultimately, with blue balls just for fun. What a hot bitch.