Khloe Kardashian Blows Her Rape Whistle – Compares the New TSA Searches to Rape

A TSA agent must have groped Khloe’s testicles because on Monday she was on ‘Lopez Tonight,’ where she told Lopez about a recent uncomfortable encounter she had at the airport.

“Well, they basically just are raping you in public. I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get padded down, I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey,” she said. Perhaps it was a bad choice.

“The people are so aggressive! It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down,’” Kardashian pleaded. “They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate!”

Yes Khloe, it is the equivalent of rape. It is exactly the same as being raped in public. Because we all know rapists touch your arms, boobs, thighs and leave you with a nice “thank you” and a… NEXT!

Although… in her case… wouldn’t it be considered bestiality­?