Kim Kardashian is Barbie girl for Kurv Magazine

If you were spending countless unemployment hours snoozing on your mom’s couch, churning out gas and getting annoyed with her for not gifting you with the mystery-solving abilities of House so you could get to the bottom of why Kim Kardashian went blonde, well, distress no more…the answer is here.

Kim heard that Mattell and Kurv Magazine (Australia) were teaming up for an iconic shoot honouring Barbie’s 50th birthday. Of the opinion that her Walmart-size ass, juicy funbags and fake eyelashes qualified her for the role of real-life Barbie, she called the magazine and told them she’d be willing to go blonde if they picked her for the shoot (how’s that for desperate).

The mag went for it and gave the shoot the title “Kim Kardashian Takes On Barbie”. Weirdly enough, in one of the pics Barbie Kim looks like she wrestled in the mud with Ken, won the fight by sitting on his face and then lay down exhausted to sundry with her blond braids tickling her crotch.

Anyhoo, all the blond business is now history and Kim is once again back to being a brunette…unless another magazine requires a ditzy blonde for its cover…in which case look for Kim at the Rogaine isle of her local pharmacy.