Kim Kardashian is staying relevant by arousing lollipops

It’s been a while since we’ve enjoyed Kim Kardashian sucking on anything substantial, but we’ll just have to do with this reenactment of what jump-started her illustrious career (is she getting misty-eyed there? Fond memories can be overwhelming). Beware, sister Khloe is attempting to do the same thing (at the launch of The Sugar Factory’s Couture Lollipops at Guys N’ Dolls Nightclub), in which case you might want to divert your eyes from the spectacle…especially those with childhood nightmares of the big sea monster coming to eat you alive.