Kim Kardashian's ex:She's a Fame-Whore

After Kim Kardashian’s 2003 divorce papers claiming abuse somehow leaked to the press, her ex-husband and music producer Damon Thomas went public with his side of the story.  According to him, he never laid a hand on her, it was all fabricated and that Kim is a very jealous person who only cares about her appearance and being famous. Oh, and she has no talent in absolutely anything. Well, other than being a splooge receptacle to men who can get her ahead. Wow, this guy must be pissed completely reasonable. He definitely wants to get back at her tell the world the truth. Come on, back us up Reggie Bush. Kanye West?

Via InTouch:

On her celebrity status:
“She can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media. That’s a fame-whore to me. It’s just not cool at all.”

On her relationship with her sisters:
“Jealousy is a big thing” with Kim, he says, revealing that when he knew her, Kim would “do whatever it takes” in order to get ahead.

On accusations he abused her:
It’s just absolutely not true,” he says, adding that Kim never filed for a restraining order or a protective order throughout their marriage, and simply accused him of abuse in order to get “a lot of money” out of him.

On her plastic surgeries:
She convinced him to finance extravagant shopping sprees and extensive plastic surgery — including a boob job and liposuction. “She wanted to have that lifestyle,” he explains. “She wanted to be what she ultimately became.”

On why they really divorced:
He saw her on the cover of a magazine on a date with Jennifer Lopez’s ex, Cris Judd. “I saw my wife with another man, wearing the clothes that we had just bought after her lipo,” he says. “It was not something as a husband you ever wanted to see.”

Who’s telling the truth here? I dunno. On the one hand, everything this Damon character says sounds like the most plausible scenarios I’ve ever heard in my life. But on the other hand, I’m pretty sure even Gandhi would’ve lost his shit after living with Kim Kardashian. You can only watch the rent money go to mustache waxes so many times before the demons come out. That’s just human nature.