Lady Gaga had sex with an oyster

Here’s Lady Gaga at last night’s AmFar Benefit Gala (The Foundation For AIDS Research) that kicks off Fashion Week in New York City where she performed her new song Future Love looking like she mated with a dozen marine mollusks and then let them finish on her face. Cyndi Lauper was in tow looking like an alcoholic zebra, but with this shellfish ejaculation bonanza next to her, she might as well have been invincible.