Lady Gaga out in her underwear;why is it that only the innocent and beautiful catch pneumonia and die?

Here’s Lady Gaga moments after she took down a gallon of anti-freeze, oblivious to the her ass cheek fuzz that turned into spikey nails as she was walking the streets of London looking like Courtney Cox on a date with her chemical romance in 37 degree weather. Unfortunately Gaga took her act to a London eatery which subsequently suffered a dramatic drop in sales for the evening after patrons got a sudden urge to skip their entrees and desserts and just go for the bread (bread is good for keeping bile down).