Lindsay Lohan bails on deposition to go shopping
It’s good to know Lindsay Lohan knows what her priorities are in life:
1) Doing coke
2) Sucking unknown male’s penis at 3 am
3) Doing coke while sucking unknown male’s penis at 3 am
4) Shopping/shoplifting in case other people’s money is not available for purchases
111) Not going to jail
To explain, Lindsay bailed on an important deposition yesterday with the excuse that she was too busy too attend. She was supposed to answer accusations that in 2007 she hijacked a guy’s car and used it to chase someone while she was drunk. Lindsay was seen shopping at a Beverly Hills boutique just hours after she skipped the deposition.