Lindsay Lohan is Now Officially Unemployed

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been fired from the role of Linda Lovelace in a forthcoming biopic of the 70s porn star. Matthew Wilder, director and screenwriter of Inferno, said on his Facebook page at the weekend that he had been forced to dismiss the actor due to her ongoing travails.

“We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan,” Wilder told E! “We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard.”
“We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,” Wilder says. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her—and some other issues—have made it impossible for us to go forward.”
Meanwhile, a source close to Lohan tells E! News the starlet wasn’t happy with the direction of the movie, regardless.
“She wanted them to tone down a lot of the racy scenes”, the source said. “It wasn’t going to be good for her to play someone with substance issues when she is going through her own recovery.”

Lohan will also apprently be replaced by Malin Akerman, who was in movies such as Watchmen and Couples Retreat…oh and she flashed her panties that one time too.

All of this means that Lindsay’s current employment opportunities are at a big fat zero, since who would want to hire her anyways, it would cost more than what Avatar’s budget was just to cover the insurance on her coke addicted nose. This also means you just lost your one chance to gaze into Lindsay’s gigantic afro bush the color of fire.