Lindsay Lohan is Out Past Her Bedtime

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t looking so hot when she was out late the other night at Chateau Marmont… doing nice things like teaching troubled children and brushing puppies, we’re sure. It’s a little unsettling that she didn’t even give the appearance of trying to act like a good little girl once she got back home to Los Angeles.

However, it’s not that she won’t be in any movies. The new film Machete that is coming out will feature LiLo. And in said film she plays the character that is a rich, spoiled junkie who makes money on the side by doing homemade sex videos with her mom.

“I want my career back,” Lohan told Vanity Fair in an interview last month before heading to jail. Well Lindsay, you’re not exactly acting like it, if the only role people will see you in post-rehab will be that of a naked, nasty junkie.

She will be playing the errant daughter of a corrupt political operative, Lohan makes her entrance in Machete passed out on a filthy mattress in a drug den surrounded by gun-toting ruffians. Rescued by her pop, she is dumped into a car and swivels her drugged-out face toward him to say, “Sorry, Daddy.”

Cute.