Lindsay Lohan’s new “smoking,starving and topless hag” campaign

Starring: Boobs-and-bones Lindsay Lohan

Photographer:Hedi Slimane

Message: Smoking makes you look cool, but putting your emaciated body out on display so that kids can get the chance to learn all about the human vertebrae and our 300 bones from a live model instead of a plastic skeleton is way cooler.

Sub-message: i still have my really long hair and my boobs (although they are starting to hang like grapes from a grapevine) so i think i’m still sexy(and to convince you here’s my beautiful nipple, you can all take a look).

And for those who haven’t had enough, here’s a few more pictures of Lindsay at the Mercedez-Benz party hoping her ruched white dress would create the illusion of an ass…it didn’t.