Matt Kemp goes on the offensive on Rihanna's booty

Here’s Rihanna’s new boyfriend, L.A Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp grabbing her ghetto ass(in a non-threatening manner) and sinking his teeth in her neck(but keeping his incisors back out of respect) before caressing her vagina ever so gently with his slugger penis in the warm waters of the pool of a mansion in Mexico yesterday (January 4). And they say chivalry is lost these days. Let the sexual healing begin (and by that we mean removing the make-shift penis crushing trap she made out of a steel jaw and shark teeth from of her crotch and allowing free penis flow without border interrogation).